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You Can Lead a Horse to Water: - A Novel

You Can Lead a Horse to Water: - A Novel

A struggling family-man's tale and a struggling genius who might've wandered in from "Confederacy of Dunces."

2014

Robert Bruce Cormack

Robert Bruce Cormack

Stories

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The Haven

In Your Dreams, Winona, In Your Dreams.

How my wife achieves harmony and disdain in the bedroom.

Apr 9

In Your Dreams, Winona, In Your Dreams.

Apr 9

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The Haven

Lullaby of Birdland.

That’s if we ever get the birds to shut up.

Jun 28, 2024

Lullaby of Birdland.

Jun 28, 2024

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Betterism

Why Nutty Relationships Work.

Do we love the unexpected, or are we just crazy for crazy?

Nov 10, 2020

Why Nutty Relationships Work.

Nov 10, 2020

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The Day President Trump Went To The “Y”

Where else can you go when John Fogerty tells you to take a hike?

Oct 27, 2020

The Day President Trump Went To The “Y”

Oct 27, 2020

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Turkey Sex.

Baste your bird, don’t debase it, for crying out loud.

Oct 24, 2020

Turkey Sex.

Oct 24, 2020

The Alberta Con.

How Danielle Smith is building resentment while China waits smilingin the wings.

11h ago

The Alberta Con.

11h ago

Why Frank Zappa Hated AI.

Shock and surprise, disbelief and then believing. This is where AI will always fail — not by design — but lack of it.

5d ago

Why Frank Zappa Hated AI.

5d ago

Old Tattoos.

Just where do you think they’re going?

May 3

Old Tattoos.

May 3

Published in
The Haven

Why Do Men Get Wood When They’re Angry?

And when does it stop being funny?

Apr 29

Why Do Men Get Wood When They’re Angry?

Apr 29

Sexy Name Calling.

Dirty names or heavy breathing don’t make sex. They simply enhance the experience.

Apr 27

Sexy Name Calling.

Apr 27

Robert Cormack

Robert Cormack

Book Author

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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