Do we love the unexpected, or are we just crazy for crazy?

I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?” Zsa Zsa Gabor

“My boyfriend gives our dogs their own voices,” one woman wrote on Reddit’s Ask Women the other day, describing the antics of her boyfriend who appears to have way too…


The sad truth about politics and people in America.

Beware of false prophets, which comes to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they’re ravening wolves.” Mathew 7:15

Donald Trump isn’t particularly worried about this election. He should be, but he isn’t. He’s done the job he set out to do. There were glitches, and people saying he was a…


Where else can you go when John Fogerty tells you to take a hike?

They’ve got everything for you men to enjoy…” The Village People (YMCA)

President Donald Trump doesn’t pay much attention to lyrics. His favourite song “Is That All There Is?” sung by Peggy Lee, describes watching a house burn down and turning to drink. Why does Trump like it? “It’s a…


Baste your bird, don’t debase it, for crying out loud.

My cooking was so bad, my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.” Phyllis Diller

As history describes it, turkeys were first introduced to the Thanksgiving dinner table way back in the early 1600s. No record explains exactly why the Pilgrims chose turkey for this historic feast. They weren’t…


Talking is what we know and what makes us feel safe.

Everybody’s talking at once in a hypnotic, hyper din: the cocktail party from hell.” Maureen Dowd

“Reading is 4 chumps, brotha,” Mew16 wrote on reddit, an opinion shared by many in the discussion group — and not just brothas. …


She came bearing gifts, mostly stolen, but so what? We’re orphans.

A summary of Jewish holidays: They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat.” Alan King

I’ll tell you what set me off — besides the sieg heil business — which no Jew appreciates. It was her stealing my shirts and wrapping them up, not to mention my coat, which…


Mainly because they’re rude, insensitive and probably right.

People think I must be a strange person. That is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It’s in a jar on my desk.” Stephen King

Let me start by dropping a small bomb on the notion that writing every day will make you a better writer…


And why are we peeing Roundup?

If we evolved from monkeys, why are they still here?” Stephen Baldwin

There’s little we can do for Stephen Baldwin now. Once an actor starts questioning Darwinism, it’s bound to get weird. We’re all capable of weird thoughts and theories—including scientists and anthropologists. …


A story about failed marriage by Robert Cormack

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.” Zsa Zsa Gabor

Carl was sitting at the kitchen table, talking to his mother. She was making tea. The dishes were clean, everything was tidy. She was tidy, too. It didn’t seem right somehow. Then again, he…


Once you’re crazy, you know you’ve made it. A short story by Robert Cormack.

In an assembly line, the smaller the pieces of work assigned to any single individual, the less skill it requires, and the less likely the possibility that doing it will lead to doing something more interesting,” Jill Lepore

We were the catchers, the ones they called “crazy.” Every day we…

Robert Cormack

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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