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You Can Lead a Horse to Water: - A Novel

You Can Lead a Horse to Water: - A Novel

A struggling family-man's tale and a struggling genius who might've wandered in from "Confederacy of Dunces."

2014

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Robert Bruce Cormack

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Apr 9, 2025

In Your Dreams, Winona, In Your Dreams.

How my wife achieves harmony and disdain in the bedroom.

In Your Dreams, Winona, In Your Dreams.

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Jun 28, 2024

Lullaby of Birdland.

That’s if we ever get the birds to shut up.

Lullaby of Birdland.

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Betterism

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Nov 10, 2020

Why Nutty Relationships Work.

Do we love the unexpected, or are we just crazy for crazy?

Why Nutty Relationships Work.

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Oct 27, 2020

The Day President Trump Went To The “Y”

Where else can you go when John Fogerty tells you to take a hike?

The Day President Trump Went To The “Y”

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Oct 24, 2020

Turkey Sex.

Baste your bird, don’t debase it, for crying out loud.

Turkey Sex.

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3d ago

My Wife The Fartist.

She’s blowing smoke but not as bad as Hiroshima.

My Wife The Fartist.

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5d ago

Why We Hate People.

Is it something we hate about ourselves?

Why We Hate People.

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Jul 2

My Wife Keeps Drawing Eyes On My Scars.

She says they look like centipedes. I think they look pretty weenie.

My Wife Keeps Drawing Eyes On My Scars.

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Jun 30

I Thought Turkeys Could Fly.

Is Trump becoming Mr. Carlson of WKRP?

I Thought Turkeys Could Fly.

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Jun 27

Why Can’t I Be Tech-Savvy?

Or at least look like I am?

Why Can’t I Be Tech-Savvy?

Robert Cormack

Robert Cormack

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I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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