A Guide to Stiffies.

Overcoming the myths surrounding boner pills and slinging dick.

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Some clinicians openly admit that if you don’t have hypertension in the first place, these drugs probably won’t work.

You lived with it, or you got an injection into the penis, usually phentolamine or alprostadil.

“I thought we were going to need a new mattress,” one woman admitted, “until he threw me on the floor and we slid into the hall. I felt like a human Swiffer.”

Other suggestions include lowering the dosage so you can still do other things, none of which are as much fun — or likely to make the dog proud.

A Nobel Prize was awarded to Patricia V. Agostino and her team who found Viagra helps jet lagged hamsters.

What works on a hamster might not work on you. Besides, hamsters don’t do a lot of flying.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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