A Guide to Stiffies.

Overcoming the myths surrounding boner pills and slinging dick.

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Some clinicians openly admit that if you don’t have hypertension in the first place, these drugs probably won’t work.

At one time, Viagra held 98 percent of the marketplace, which declined to less than 50 percent with the launch of Cialis, Levitra and a host of generic brands.

You lived with it, or you got an injection into the penis, usually phentolamine or alprostadil.

Prior to this point in history, erectile dysfunction was considered psychological or a side effect of other medications. You lived with it, or you got an injection into the penis, usually phentolamine or alprostadil. Taking a needle in the Sebastian isn’t anybody’s idea of a good time, so most men either got on a psychiatrist’s couch or lived with a limp dick.

“I thought we were going to need a new mattress,” one woman admitted, “until he threw me on the floor and we slid into the hall. I felt like a human Swiffer.”

Anyway, along came Viagra, and suddenly sex was fun again. “I thought we were going to need a new mattress,” one woman admitted, “until he threw me on the floor and we slid into the hall. Then I felt like a human Swiffer.”

Other suggestions include lowering the dosage so you can still do other things, none of which are as much fun — or likely to make the dog proud.

It’s always best to have contingencies, even if it’s flogging yourself in the car. A better solution? Take the pill when your date arrives. You can eat canapes until Sebastian rises like a nuclear sub. Other suggestions include lowering the dosage so you can still do other things, none of which are as much fun — or likely to make the dog proud.

A Nobel Prize was awarded to Patricia V. Agostino and her team who found Viagra helps jet lagged hamsters.

On the positive side, new research shows impressive results in the field of jet lag. A Nobel Prize was awarded to Patricia V. Agostino and her team after they found Viagra helps jet lagged hamsters. More work has to be done to see if hamsters suffer any side effects like the inability to ejaculate. Most hamsters would rather just have an apple, but research is research.

What works on a hamster might not work on you. Besides, hamsters don’t do a lot of flying.

If it’s simply a case of you going “Super Sayon,” check out all the varieties and alternatives. These days, even a spray that can last up to 10 hours. If you need something for jet lag, you’ll have to wait. What works on hamsters might not work on you (then again it might). Besides, hamsters don’t do a lot of flying.

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