Actually, the men showing their tallywacker are probably the least impressed with their own size and girth. Like many people on dating sites and social media in general, they think digital is like some form of vocal correct. Somehow a digital image compensates for shortcomings. Back when there were streakers, David Niven said (at The Academy Awards) “I guess he just wanted to show his shortcomings.” Ever noticed how the first people jumping up for karaoke are the worst singers? Same thing. Best to keep the tallwacker “in a box.” Mystery is good. It compensates more than digital. Sorry you got so many tallywackers on that dating site. At least you know they’re not slinging them around at Taco Bell (or maybe they are).

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I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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