Are Men Only Good For Shoving Meat Into Tubes?

And should I think about calling myself Dorothy?

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“I’m a Republican, so I blame everything on feminism — or commies.” P.J. O’Rourke

I’m a man and, like any man, I worry about our declining importance in the world today. Have we outgrown our usefulness? Should we start moving to one gender? Should I start calling myself Dorothy?