Are We Using Our Pets to Stay Single?

I’d ask Agatha but she’s dead and, besides, she’s (was) a dog.

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“Dogs have no shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.” Moby

I feel for anyone who has a dog. I had a dog. She was a mix, a mutt, with big dopey ears. She tripped over those big dopey ears. My girlfriend had big dopey ears, too. You’d think they’d get along, but they…