Are You Ready For Frankenmeat?

The day is coming when we’ll be throwing a slab of “shmeat” on the barbie.

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Courtesy of Dreamstime

Our need to gnaw comes from centuries of gnawing. Can anything from a petri dish possibly resemble actual gnawable meat?

Critics still find Frankenmeat a little too “Boys From Brazil” for their tastes.

There will be certain “hold your nose” advocates, reluctant to trade Whoppers for shmeat.

Once we have well-hung rabbits, it’s only a matter of time before we’re all bragging about our Frankenmeat, whether it’s on the grill or down our pants.

Get it down to $1.99, and I doubt anyone will be holding their noses.

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I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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