Can Food Be A Good Dietary Source of Sex?

Ever since Kim Basinger took chilies like a pro in 9 1/2 Weeks, we’ve been fascinated with organic stimulation.

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“Hey, babe,” the guy replies, “how can a banana replace me?” “Easy,” she says. “Better conversation.”

And don’t put them in places designed to push foods out, since your posterior doesn’t know what to do when you start “pushing said foods in.”

It’s certainly possible we’re more creative sexually than our ancestors, or maybe we’ve just got too many perishables lying around.

If you find one with a hole in it, choose another. The guy might be coming back with flowers.

Far be it to tell you what you can do with a zucchini that already looks like it has a moustache and a come-hither smile.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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