Clueless Ghosting.

It can happen whether we realize it or not. That’s why it’s called clueless ghosting, dummy.

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She isn’t any less spineless now, she just ran out of guys to ghost, so she did some work on herself and realized she’s mean.

Nobody ghosts a cheerleader, not unless you want a whole football team kicking your ass. You sort things out, you talk, you hold your footballs.

If your parents aren’t sending you Christmas presents either, they might be scrooging you.

Now, according to a recent Pew Study, over half of Americans know somebody who met or married through online dating.

Considering the odds of meeting someone who can handle your incontinence, “clueless ghosting” probably exceeds driver’s license renewals.

I was talking about that poor woman who ghosted the guy for peeing during a handjob. That’s what I would call “ghosting with cause.”

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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