Dating Advice: Sarcasm Makes Us Appear More Silly Than We Already Are.

Saying “Sorry you died” doesn’t work if the person’s actually dead.

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Guys throw out innuendo, women stomp on them with high-heeled putdowns.

“I’m surprised you can form a sentence,” only to get a message back saying: “I’m surprised you can read one.”

“Why don’t you get a dog and call it a day?”

Men are actually better at getting testy than intellectual banter.

If all you eat is fast food, “taking your time” may be as intolerable as a slow take-out service window.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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