Dating Advice: Stop With the Speedo Shots, Guys.

It looks pretty weenie, unless you make a joke of it and include a horse-head mask.

Courtesy of YouTube (Southern Comfort commercial)

“We all know men breathe through their nipples.”

We just can’t handle man breasts. We want them where they belong — in a “Bro”, like Kramer and Frank Costanza created on Seinfeld.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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