Dating Advice: Travel Is The Best Way to Dump Someone.

Ditching your lover at The Louvre is a lot easier—and less embarrassing—than doing it at Starbucks.

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There are tons of scooters only yards away. Just kick over your lover’s chair and you’re free.

Dumping someone at Starbucks places the entire responsibility on you. At least in Giza, you can blame the heat and the Pyramids themselves.

Even couples in highly successful marriages try to kill each other in airports. We mistake them for terrorists wearing Hawaiian shirts.

If they got past the Left Bank, it was only because they saw a Golden Arches from the Eiffel Tower.

So you head for the airport, stand in line for five hours, then taxi on the runway for 70 minutes. No relationship can survive that — even pilots dump their lovers.

The bladder wants what the bladder wants. So do camels — which is to inflict serious injury.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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