Dating Advice: You’re A Value Meal.

We’re led by our appetites, whether it’s carnal or cuisine, and sometimes we can’t tell the difference.

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And who wants a model, anyway? It’s like gnawing on an overdone Cornish hen.

Since men look at Playmates a lot more than models, it seems logical they’re looking for fuller figures — just like they’re looking for fuller stomachs.

We don’t want to get up from the table (or bed) expecting to be hungry two hours later.

We’re all hungry. If we weren’t hungry, we wouldn’t be dating.

“Who wants to hang onto ribs? Next thing you know, you want ribs.”

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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