Dating Dogs.

Legal or not, we have to set our own standards where pets are concerned. We also have to watch our peanut butter.

Courtesy of Dreamstime

“Acts with animals that have a sexual purpose are inherently exploitative,” she stated, “whether or not penetration occurs.”

If a charge of bestiality requires penetration, that’s a lot more leeway than I’d get in court.

If a charge of bestiality requires penetration, that’s a lot more leeway than I’d get in court.

If something happens, you have no one to blame but yourself — and Jiffy for making such delicious peanut butter.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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