Dirty Talk Makes Our Brains Go Whoopee!

Nothing gets our motor running like someone whispering in our ear, “Call me your little slut.” What you don’t want to hear is, “Where’s the Snickers?”

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Amplifying our horniness in the sack is a type of diddling. Brains need diddling the same way our sex organs do.

That’s all well and good if you’re trying to please your man — but is that what’s going to please you? Is dirty talk as good for women as it is for men?

“This, I thought, is why adult films are always better on mute.”

You can use anything from “Call me your little slut,” to “Hit me and tell me how little I’ve accomplished compared to my brother.”

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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