Don’t Expect Men To Keep Giving You Orgasms. We’re Losing Our Juice.

Low testosterone suggests it won’t be long before we’re looking up erections in the dictionary.

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Perverts, on the other hand, do unspeakable things. What these unspeakable things are isn’t exactly clear, but it must be pretty bad.

Based on our consumption of fast foods, we should be women in 30 years.

As women’s movements get more aggressive, men are getting more passive. What we think is psychological is becoming physiological as well.

As Nicki Minaj explained, “Sometimes we even straddle each other, showing what position works best.”

That’s a lot of sperm to replace, especially if your man is busy cutting the lawn or hanging out at McDonalds.

Saying “I deserve great sex” may be a great rallying cry, but it isn’t going to replace a man’s testosterone. Frankly, neither is “a great meal.”

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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