Dude, It’s Not Big Enough.

It’s not how big your love is, it’s how big your ring is.

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Having seen the receipt, I know he paid $1,674 for it — which is a lot less than I imagined he’d spend on such a significant piece of jewelry.”

Only that “three month’s salary” rule isn’t ancient law. It can’t be found in the scriptures or The Dead Sea Scrolls.

“She sounds perfect,” one man wrote back. “Does she have a pulse?”

A man wrote: “Don’t you know what a blood diamond is, for chrissake?!”

We’re guided down the path, bright-eyed believers in all things thrilling, whether it’s a marriage proposal or a roller coaster ride.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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