Dude, It’s Not Big Enough.
It’s not how big your love is, it’s how big your ring is.
“Wedding rings: the world’s smallest handcuffs.”Anonymous
When you’re in love, you let some things slide. Maybe your man snores worse than a belt sander. Sure it’s an irritant, but you love the silly bugger, so you buck up and stick one of those adhesive thingies on his nose. If that doesn’t work…