Everyone needs a “few” guns? That’s like saying everyone needs a few Arby’s. Never sure if my readers are out-satirizing me or they’re simply more bonkers than me. Thanks for the comments (I think).

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.