Good idea, Renée. I quite like “The Golden Shower Sisterhood,” a bawdy tale of feminists turning on the taps, soaking rich billionaires who think all women want is a hundred and fifty foot yacht with mirrors large enough to reflect all the human depravity that makes being rich and weak bladdered so much fun.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.