Growing A Penis.

You know you’ve thought about it.

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Name any great battle, and you can bet it started with someone’s wife or mistress saying, “Baby, you could conquer the world with that thing.”

You can’t swing a cat in a pyramid without hitting a phallic symbol or a space ship.

“As long as he understands that I haven’t a clue what I’m doing,” a woman said, “I’ll give it a shot.”

At least research is progressing, and things tend to gain momentum once you’ve got sheep out of the way.

As one sexologist pointed out, “It’s a two-way device designed to heighten the pleasure of both parties with each thrust.”

But you know the day’s coming when “getting it up” will be a team sport.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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