Growing A Penis.

You know you’ve thought about it.

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“I need a penis like I need a hole in my skirt.” Joan Rivers

Every woman has penis envy. Penises may be ugly things, and not terribly predictable, but you’re envious, anyway. You keep having childhood flashbacks, remembering outings where boys relieved themselves behind trees faster than you could say Easy-Bake-Oven. You had to squat like a dog. Who…