Here’s The Deal With Shrinkage.

A woman’s love with enhance it. A woman’s hate will shrink it down to the size of a peanut.

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As much as we debate the ideal length, width and what’s considered “sponge worthy,” penis size is really arbitrary.

The ones ranking their partner’s penis as small also complained about uneven chore duties like doing dishes and nursing small birds.

When a woman says, “Wow, that’s gorgeous,” they’re more worried about sex than critical acclaim.

At the end of the day, when sex is over, it’s just two big mounds of flesh hogging the bed.

If men still want to worry about shrinkage, size and girth, at least it’s better than us fixating about the Mets or if Cheez Whiz can go in a protein shake.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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