How To Be Truthfully Funny.

Nothing makes humor more humorous than the truth—even when it’s a parrot turning you in for murder.

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Whether it’s a politician or a common carjacker, it’s all slapstick.

There’s the fact that it took investigators almost an hour to realize the accused, Glenna Duram, was still alive after shooting herself in the head.

It’s a little known fact that, in American law, parrots can’t perjure themselves.

Supporters have unified around the world, recounting similar incidences where banana peels have been found in trees.

“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around and don’t let anybody tell you different.”

Life is funny in context, especially when every morning’s newspaper is filled with lousy negotiating skills and itchy trigger fingers.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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