How To Fix Your Man.

First thing men have to do is knock off those “rapey violations”—if “rapey” is even a word.

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Now, to be honest, nobody’s crazy about the idea — especially a bunch of hedonists who aren’t getting enough sex as it is.

Even today, you can walk around with an erection the size of a guidance system, and you won’t get any sex without Reconciliation.

This led Caitlin Johnstone, journalist and medium, to issue a flury of generalizations, my favorite being: “I don’t know any women who haven’t been severely impacted by the rapey violations of men…”

This is creating a lot of job openings, especially top-tier ones where the real perverts seem to be hanging out.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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