“I Hate to Read But I Love to Write.”

It seems some people simply don’t have the time to do both.

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“It’s easier,” the woman replied. “You don’t have to use as many words.”

Didn’t our forefathers (and foremothers) way back in Neolithic times effectively use grunts the same way we use emojis?

You don’t want to say more than necessary in case, as someone explained, “you hurt the person’s feelings.” It seems texting doesn’t hurt anyone’s feelings.

They preferrably want to see something literate, which really sucks if you’re not.

He wrote back: “Those are colloquialisms? Wow, I had no idea.”

I need to brush up on emojis. I need to use “wassup?”without sounding too needy.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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