“I want all that life has to offer.”

That’s all well and good unless you have trouble with geography.

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Remarkably, we’re just like Americans, except we know the Great Lakes are called the Great Lakes because they’re lakes.

The real question is, can life experiences really transform us? Can we, say, leave our emotional baggage in Kuala Lumpur?

I mean, you can’t look at the Taj Mahal without walking away feeling practically Muslim.

I did a three-hour mule ride up to the Citadel in Haiti. Here’s what I learned: mules are pricks.

It’s nice to see The Eiffel Tower in the background, but that’s not what you’re posting. You’re posting lamb chops.

They’d rather you renovated your house than renovated yourself. We’re actually terrible at renovating ourselves.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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