I’m always amazed at responses, especially by those who don’t get satire or don’t care if it’s satire or not. Either way, pal, based on your opus, I would say your own “creepiness” is clearly expressed. As Shakespeare would say, “You protesteth too much.” And you imagine pretty girls think I’m a creep? Read your comments again, babe. You’re compensating worse than a dung puncher at Sturgess.

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I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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