Love In The Age Of Manscaping.

Are men ready to lose their beloved plumage?

Courtesy of Dreamstime

All you can do is scream out “Please don’t turn me into Mr. Bigglesworth!” — like she gives a rat’s ass about Dr. Evil’s cat.

You could say God gave us body hair so we wouldn’t look like hairless cats.

“ — not that I support killing deer.” Brianna, 25

Just as women don’t like going down on a cactus, they aren’t crazy about tonguing a sea urchin, either.

As Neil Diamond once wrote: “The shaving razor’s cold and it stings.”

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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