My First Night Abusing Lysol.

There’s nothing more helpless or irresponsible than a disinfectant binge or booty bumping.

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.” Hunter S. Thompson

I like to know where my drugs are coming from, even if it’s just a paper bag, a receipt, and maybe a coupon. Lysol…

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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