No Sex Without The Fuzzies.

Some women have sexual provisos, others like sex more than rules.

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When you see a guy pushing a stroller around Walgreens, he’s not just being a good father, he’s laying the groundwork for getting laid.

The guy teaching his wife lay-ups in the driveway is being tactical. Participation = likability. You’ll be getting nookie until the snow falls. Then you’d better have a backup plan.

“For me, a ‘good deed’ is finding my g-spot with his finger. Long fingers are better than a long dick. That’s why I only date pianists.”

Ask any divorce lawyer and they’ll tell you couples act the same as networks. Even the term “irreconcilable differences,” is so networky it’s embarrassing.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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