Nothing Is Funny Until You Burn.

Writers need to spend more time screaming and less time caring.

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“I’d leave, too, if I wasn’t being paid,” he’d say, then go back to grossing women out.

At the same time, talking like a wise man didn’t necessarily make you a battered one.

The idea was laughable, and produced the book “Women,” a scathing testiment to the craziness of women and the creepy men in their lives.

Remember Richard Pryer and his famous show in Vegas when he ends lighting a match, saying, “This is the joke going around now. It’s me running out of my house.”

Either you care or you don’t, either you scream or you don’t.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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