Okay, I’m just getting back to this. A clit rodeo, believe it or not, is a real thing and attracts a lot people (large feminist block). It’s really a feminist deal, promoting the fact that a clitoris can be the same length as a penis (I’ve been smacked too many times, asking if this is true or not).

Thanks for educating me on Disappearing Object Phenomena. I had no idea this was paranormal. More importantly, do you miss that part of foreplay? I know many woman enjoy nipple-sucking (although guys do get smacked on the head if they revert to acting like one-year-olds).

Next question: Is there such a thing as a prosthetic nipple?

As to the workshops. We’re already charging $1,585 for the week and, according to my calculations, it’ll still take 60 years before I get you your 1M. Can I trade you a picture of me playing Donkey Baseball and getting thrown over the donkey’s head? Or there’s me shirtless in the gym looking like I might have a heart attack.

Like the wording of the credit, by the way. Maybe there should be a vote on “clitorides” or “clitorises.”

Let me know your thoughts before I proceed?


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I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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