Please Shut Up About Travelling.

It doesn’t make you exotic. It makes you a flight risk.

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Last year, she went to the North Pole. In a post card home, she admitted she couldn’t “get laid by an Eskimo.”

Experts claim the “chameleon effect” is a reflex action. We can’t fight the subconscious impulse to imitate others, so we specialize instead.

It’s a funny transcript of her life, but it’s still escaping loneliness in some faraway destination. Frankly, it’s how the French Foreign Legion got started.

They reach the “stale date,” but continue checking each day, believing the same action will have a different outcome (even Eskimos know that’s insanity).

Escaping reality doesn’t make you a potential partner or even a friend. It makes you a flight risk.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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