Scents and Sensibility.

Scents are a powerful and effective aphrodisiac. Ask any animal.

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It turns out they take secretions from a civet, an African and Asian wild cat, which turns cats into animals.

When they’re [women] at their ovulating best, they like a good testosterone mix. This is when bad odours score big, whereas, if women aren’t ovulating, frankly, they think we stink.

Rub a warm cinnamon roll over your body before sex, and you’ll bonk your brains out.

With further experiments, we might discover that jungle cats might also enjoy mint tea or cinnamon buns.

Animals could be our best source for colognes, taking the pressure off The Kardashians and Taylor Swift.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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