Sex, Lies And Video Games.

Why singles today would rather halo than bump uglies.

Courtesy of Dreamstime

I’ve been a pizza delivery boy. I was never invited inside for a threesome. The only woman who came to the door in a towel was 200 pounds, and clearly trying to blind me.

He later added: “To be fair, it was a deliberate choice to drop a dick-ton of money on my first gaming computer and it was fucking worth it.”

According to Ryne Sherman, associate professor of psychology at Florida Atlantic University, 15 percent of American 20–24-year-olds have never had penetration sex at all.

When other millennials tell you they can’t afford a car, and owning a home is a fantasy, you don’t care because you already have those things — they’re just in your parents’ name.

And if you’re “doing you” you’re not doing anybody else. Eventually your biggest lie is you’re happy.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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