Can The Battle Of The Sexes Be Won With A Box of Spiders?

Or is it more like a fight over Pampers in a Walmart?

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He also pointed out that women hold 65% of the country’s wealth, suggesting women not only hold their own wealth, they hold a lot of men’s wealth as well.

Some rape themselves silly between real wars.

A review of Walmart surveillance tapes shows an absurd number of women willing to scratch, punch and pull hair in the name of justice.

“Starfish is the worst,” another wrote. “In the lesbian community, this is referred to as a pillow princess.”

I kill the spider, you kill your mother. Somehow a partnership was formed and mothers were nervous.

A woman without her flip flops around a few thousand spiders is worse than Rush Limbaugh.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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