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Sexy Name Calling.

Dirty names or heavy breathing don’t make sex. They simply enhance the experience.

4 min readApr 27, 2025

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“He’ll call me baby girl or sweetheart…maybe slut, depending on the day.” VersaSaid

According to sex experts, name calling tells us everything we need to know about relationships — especially sex. If a person says, “I don’t like pet names in bed,” they’re typically practical and possibly work in a doctor’s office. If their partner feels the same way, they’re probably the doctor.

Not that you can’t be imaginative and practical at the same time with name calling. Like the woman who simply likes a ‘y’ added to her name when they’re having sex. “If my husband calls me Pam,” she explained, “it feels like he’s asking about dinner. Calling me Pammy — a bit goofy, I know — just feels more like we’re playing.”

“We should all strive to be fun in bed,” one sex consultant admitted. “Taking things too seriously kills the mood — and could possibly kill sexual desire over time — maybe permanently.”

Obviously, this places a lot of responsibility on name calling, something experts can’t decide if people take seriously or not.

Most of the time it sounds like they’re not.

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Robert Cormack
Robert Cormack

Written by Robert Cormack

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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