She Was Everything A Man Could Want, But...

Her eerily human charms could seduce even a fried-chicken- loving president. If only she wasn’t so into women.

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We programmed Melania2 to organize items, and she goes about it now lining up six half-eaten drumsticks in a row.

He gave Melania2 a pat on the rear which made her throw up in her mouth again.

“She’s taking all my makeup off,” Kellyanne squeals.

“Tell him no shooting missiles over our vacation hotspots. This is so flagrant, it isn’t funny.”

“Given the status of women in North Korea, it’s quite possible a sexbot could go unnoticed for years. Russia might have two or three over there as we speak.”

“Well, then, send Pena Nieto a sexbot, too. Let’s see how he likes Annie Lennox songs.”

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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