Something tells me, Ted, even the oldest profession is on its way out. If your kid says, “Hey, I want to be a prostitute when I grow up,” tell them it’ll all be automated—including any “dirty talk” which you can turn up or down, depending on how well you think you’re doing. Automated handjobs will be conducted while you shave in the morning. A traditional three way will be two robots on either side of you, going up and down in unison until it’s time to feed the dog.

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I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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