Still to my original point: These security issues should have been resolved by eCommerce organizations (you know, back when they were losing 2.6 percent of their customers before final payment). And yes, I know it’s Tim Cook. Whenever I write, I seem to revert back to classic British comedians (I did the same thing for a eulogy — not funny when you call the deceased Roland Atkinson when his real name is Sparky Roland).

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.