Stop Chasing Cougars.

Why bother when jaguars are practically giving it away?

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“Cougars try coming across as all worldly and stuff,” one guy wrote on Quora. “They’re really just trying to regain their youth.”

When one guy described a jaguar on Reddit as “opening a grilled cheese sandwich,” another wrote back, “Have you ever opened a cold cheese sandwich, dude?”

You can’t swing a bottle of Jagermeister without hitting a veritable honey hole of young men looking for a good time.

Jags are in limited supply, and young men seem to be hunting them like there’s still a no kill limit.

They don’t necessarily have to read Nietzsche, but they should have brains enough not to ask for college tuition on the first date.

As trainer, Alex Jouravlev, pointed out, “I know a few women over 50 who can provide you with a free face augmentation and teeth reduction should you call them that.”

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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