Stop Loving Yourself So Much.

We get it, okay, now shut up.

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“I’m beautiful, smart, adventurous and unbelievably talented, and he ghosts me. Me, for cryin’ out loud. Are you kidding? Now I wouldn’t let him lick my Manolo Blahniks.”

We have about 65,000 thoughts every day and, shockingly, 70 percent of them are negative.

Laugh tracks are a sign of succeeding. We want laugh tracks in our own lives. Someone could make a lot of money making a laugh track app.

You’d rather lie to yourself, thinking you’re not just throwing out vibes, you’re throwing out “star vibes.”

If you tell porkies, you’re dead. If you inflate, exaggerate, ingratiate, you’re dead.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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