Stop Writing Everything That Goes Through That Silly Head.

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We need conflict or we’ll end up on the couch eating corn chips.

It could end up inspiring an article entitled “I Ate The Raspberry Lube And Now I Think I’m Addicted.”

She kept saying, “I can’t believe we’re doing this,” and you felt the same way, and you ended up sitting through your graduation ceremony wondering if you were a lesbo or just sexuellement actif.

The number of men who used to be gigolos is overwhelming.

It turned out to be too much work, mainly because it’s basically impossible to stay penetrated. As someone commented, “There was probably also someone at Mission Control playing The Blue Danube Waltz.”

“Okay, turns out my 8th grade physics doesn’t cut it. Apparently, convection doesn’t happen in microgravity. I still want to bone in space.”

As William Zinsser once wrote in his book “On Writing Well,” “If Thompson [Hunter S.] has consumed only a fraction of the stuff that he claims to swallow, his brain must be pure watermelon.”

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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