Stupid Things We Do For Love.

One of these days, aliens will come along and figure we either died from saline, tattoo ink, or Denny’s.

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Once tattoo machines came along, every Tom, Dick and Harriet was sporting some testament of love.

She figured she had a whole storehouse of fat just waiting to be turned into big beautiful breasts. Like heart tattoos, they’ll eventually look like collapsed lungs, too.

Love removes “social shackles,” and we love doing stupid things when the only person who matters is being just as stupid.

Not having to think makes us comfortable. We can relax, concentrating on our next tattoo or what’s on the menu at Denny’s.

Will the day come when all tattoos will look like collapsed lungs, and Denny’s will be the leading cause of national debt?

“We’ve seen some crazy things,” Dubrow said in an interview, which keeps “Botched” on the air.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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