Thanks for your response, Elle, especially the fact that you restrained yourself from going on a “rant.” This has proven to be an angry subject, particularly the definition of “givers.” Forgive me for thinking we’re “givers” since it appears dildos, vibrators and fingers are equally capable. Men obviously lose in the “convenience” area. Perhaps we can learn, like dildos, virbrators and fingers, to go home at a reasonable hour.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.