Thanks, Mara. Take care of those eyes. Something tells me we’re not over the worst of it yet. Strangely, as obesity rates go up, so do bikini shots (men and women). Seems a shame to go blind over it, though. I’m sure drinking helps. I’ve seen a lot of craziness that keeps well in a jar of fuzzy memories and hangover cures. Ride it out until something worse comes along. There’s always something worse that requires more tolerance—and possibly more alcohol.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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