Thanks, Sexy Assistant. This is more observational than personal preference. My idea of bondage is too tight athletic socks. Love to know more about this for future articles. Tell me what’s going strong and what’s going wrong. I’m all ears. Anything but cattle. I live in the country now. Beastiality just seems like invasion of privacy when you see how happy they are with their own kind. I mean, they don’t come to us looking for sex (or maybe I haven’t been here long enough—hm, there’s the doorbell now).

Written by

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store