Thanks, Sexy Assistant. This is more observational than personal preference. My idea of bondage is too tight athletic socks. Love to know more about this for future articles. Tell me what’s going strong and what’s going wrong. I’m all ears. Anything but cattle. I live in the country now. Beastiality just seems like invasion of privacy when you see how happy they are with their own kind. I mean, they don’t come to us looking for sex (or maybe I haven’t been here long enough—hm, there’s the doorbell now).

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.